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10 Really Weird Gadgets and Products

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

For the centuries people invent various things. Most of them are made with purpose to help and simplify the life. However, some of them – although they could still have their purpose – are utterly and unexplainable weirdly made.
Here is the small list of 10 really weird products from the last few years.

USB Eye Massager

usb_eye_massagerSince USB ports started to supply power to whatever is connected via them, they’ve spawned a gazillion of useless USB-powered gadgets. One of the strangest I’ve encountered is this ‘toy’ made for eye relaxation after the many hours spent in front of the computer.
Small hand with two fingers sticking up vibrates at either a high or low speed, supposedly relaxing the areas around your eyes. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather keep them away.

http://www.sundayo.com/htm/product.asp?id=450

Rubik’s Cube Mp3

rubik_cube_mp3Similar to the Rubik’s Cube, each layer of this weird but interesting MP3 player has a specific function such as play, pause, forward or back. Also, to turn it off you must complete the cube.

http://www.yankodesign.com/2007/01/17/rubik-cube-mp3-player-by-hee-yong/

Nose Picker

nose_picker
Are you lazy enough to use this instead of your own finger? And is that real finger on the holder?

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/2007/02/the_nose_picker.html

Boob Radio

boob_radio
This is the breast… I mean the best radio ever. By twisting the left nipple you adjust volume and the right you tune the station. And in the same time, you enjoy the view.

http://www.gobaz.com/prodpage.asp?ProdID=6664

Musical Condom

musical_condom

You can throw away all your Barry White CDs. You don’t need them anymore thanks to Grigoriy Chausovskiy, inventor of the musical condom.
A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom’s upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.
That’s right, just lay and play.

http://www.thestar.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3458374

Das Keyboard

daskeyboard
Das Keyboard is made for advanced users only. Beginners or average users might not like the idea that this keyboard comes without any printed key. That’s right. It’s completely blank, forcing users to learn ‘blind’ typing… In very unconventional way.

http://www.daskeyboard.com/

USB Hamster Wheel

usb_hamster
If you don’t have a room for real pet, this might be great substitution. All you have to do is to plug it in USB and load program from CD. As you start typing, the hamster will start running, spinning the hamster wheel. The faster you type, the faster he runs.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/new-arrivals/usb-hamster-wheel/index.html

Aquariass - Aquarium toilet

aquariass
There are a lot of weird toilet inventions, but this is probably one of the best. Instead of toilet cistern, you have an aquarium. You’ll probably have to get new set of fishes each time you flush your toilet.
I just don’t know what PETA would say on Aquariass.

http://www.elsewareinc.com/products/aq.htm

Smallest HD TV

smallest_tv
Behold the smallest HDTV on the world. It’s called Lilliput and it’s only 1.8 Inches big (?).
However, I don’t really see point, except if you want to make your cockroaches happy.

http://lilliput-sz.diytrade.com/

Bacon Floss

bacon_floss
Tired of mint smell coming from your mouth? How about to spice it up a bit with a favorite taste of crispy bacon? By using Bacon Floss, waxed floss flavored like crispy fried bacon, you could make the boring process of flossing a little more fun.

http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=3756&cat=255

Call for a horse TAXI

Monday, September 1st, 2008

In some countries TAXIs are environment friendly. They probably haven’t heard that ninjas make deadliest poison out of horse fecal.

Best thriller movies list

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

I was sitting on WC few minutes ago, thinking about best thriller movies I watched, ever. First I cut off usual suspects like Goodfellas, The Godfather, Fight Club, Memento, The Silence of the Lambs, Vertigo. Not to speak about Sin City, The Matrix, Alien which I don’t even consider as thrillers.

So what’s left? Whole a lot …

The Hole
Swimming Pool
Naked Lunch
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
The Butterfly Effect
The Skeleton Key
Secret Window
1408
Jackie Brown
U Turn
The Cell

To be continued …

Tips for first date

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Many times I came across newspapers’ or magazines’ articles with tips and tricks for first date. Most of it was pure BS so I was quit reading after first paragraph. Few days ago I spotted article on the topic written by Leauren F. You probably think that I found something extraordinary. Well, nothing special in her article. Anyway it could be used to some degree so here is the top ten tips:

  1. A first date should be light, fun and romantic
  2. Create romance by planning in advance for it
  3. Actions speak louder than words
  4. Having good manners will make her feel like you’re a great bet
  5. A lovebird lands on her doorstop at the appointed time
  6. Signal your attraction and approval immediately
  7. Woman are suckers for a man with a plan
  8. Pick up the check
  9. Be a class act
  10. Tell her you want to see her again and set up your next date right then and there

As you can see the author of these tips is repeating herself few times but basically have some good advice if you already have green light with girl. To make the story short if the girl already likes you you can play Mr. NiceGuy to seal the deal. If not, then you’re wasting your time reading this article :)

Smile.. it’s candid.. punch machine

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
If you want to punish your employees order a punch machine. Check out the commercial down there.